1. Full nude strip clubs are great, but honestly it’s better to just go to the titty bar so you can get a drink
2. Paying $175 for a hotel room and not sleeping in it is awesome
3. “Slot machines” are actually “take Chris Carpenter’s money away machines”
4. Makers Mark is fucking phenomenal
5. The beds at the Hilton in downtown KC are insanely comfortable
6. MSTRKRFT is awesome live
7. I still hate tequila
8. Getting on the roof of your hotel is not as easy as they made it look in The Hangover, in fact it is impossible
I originally wrote this three years ago when I worked at a sandwich shop. Those times are past, but I thought it would make for a good post while I’m busy studying for finals.
It was around one-o-clock in the morning, and all was well at the shop as I came back from a delivery.
Sandwiches being made. Ice machine clinking. A man talking to a pickle.
There were a few people in line at the moment, and my manager was making their sandwiches. She leaned over to me when I came up to the table to help and whispered that the guy over at the booth seemed a little strange. Her story was that he babbled a little before ordering a pickle, and only a pickle. After we finished making sandwiches for three or four drunks, I took a casual look over and saw that she was wrong.
The man was not a little strange. The man was genuinely and completely insane.
Let me paint the scene for you here: a group of people at a booth, talking loudly about their drunken escapades, another group getting ready to leave with their sandwiches in bags, and in the middle of all the action, a man, alone at a table, gesticulating wildly in a fierce argument with a pickle. It was all I could do not to l…
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